J. Williamez

  • Puppies and boobs

    Being the keen observer of the human condition that I am, I’ve noticed a pretty interesting correlation in our society between two really amazing things: puppies and boobs.

  • No coke or chicks make rock stars dull as dirt

    The other day, I met a girl who knew who I was.

  • Say no to eggnog

    This week, I’d like to take the chance to talk to you about a very addictive (and, therefore, very dangerous) Christmas treat that has taken me in with its seductive siren song and has, just as quickly, chewed me up and spit me out.

  • I’m no doctor, butt…

    This week, I’d like to take the time to talk to you all about an affliction that has taken the lives of too many modern day heroes and has to be stopped. The disease I’m speaking of is Hungry Bum Syndrome (HBS) and it’s killing more and more North Americans every year.

  • The medium is the message, and the message is a crock of shit

    This week, I’d like to address a subject that might prove somewhat dicey or contentious, given the medium I’m choosing to express it. The subject is the complete bias and corruption of the media.

  • An inarticulate discussion of the arts

    Something has really been pissing me off lately and, since I’m not one to pussyfoot, I’m just going to come right out and say it: I’m sick and tired of our goddamn government funding the goddamn arts!

  • It boggles beans and the mind

    I’ve decided that I’ve been a lazy, good-for-nothing parasite, leeching off of the belly of our society for long enough.

  • Propaganda and a lack of funny: a losing combination

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I fucking hate The Family Circus.

  • Atheism vs. atheism

    In order to stick with the theme of this week’s Uniter, I’d like to talk about something very near and dear to my own heart: religion.

  • The history of Halloween

    Even those of us who think we are well informed are actually a lot dumber than we think.

  • Exploring the morbid side of birthdays

    Birthdays are a funny thing. Once a year, those of us who celebrate our birthdays throw a party to mark the passing of another year of our lives.

  • Bears – scary fucking robot bears

    Well, as the leaves change colour from green to gold and red, and the hot summer sun gives way to a hint of winter chills to come, it is clear that autumn is upon us.
    And with the coming of autumn, we can be sure that another annual visitor will be sure to follow. I’m speaking, of course, about robot grizzlies.

  • Fare thee well

    If you are reading this right now, it means that I will have played my last weekly show at Shannon’s Irish Pub.

  • Why everyone is an idiot

    I’m partway into my second year of the creative communications program at Red River College, and I’m learning some really interesting things.

  • Winnipeg sucks, which is why we love it

    Like most Winnipeggers, I love our fair city with all my heart.

  • Cutting out the middleman

    So I’ve been thinking a lot lately about myself as a consumer.

  • Sam Katz: Menace on the soccer pitch and in City Hall

    In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last few months (or are one of the approximately seven billion people who don’t live in Winnipeg, and would therefore have no reason to care), there is a civic election scheduled in Winnipeg for Oct. 27, 2010.

  • Entering the vagina/vodka dialogue

    I heard recently from a friend that there’s a new trend popular with teenaged girls which involves them soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into their vaginas. This way, they believe, they’ll get drunker faster.

  • Running: everybody’s doing it (and for good reason)

    So this week, I’d like to provide a detailed description of the “runner’s high” to hopefully entice all of you into taking up the fun and exciting pass time of running.

  • Dissecting (and solving) your transportation concerns… Sort of

    Ever since Al Gore started whining like a little bitch, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the best way for us to get around without clogging up the atmosphere with carbon emissions or clogging up the streets with horse poo.

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