Aries

It's time that you did

Something about that wombat

Who owes you money

Taurus

A nod is good

As a wink to somebody

Who says crap like that

Gemini

As you near the end

Of your life you will learn that

The meat was rancid

Cancer

Only seven days

Until you realise that

You waste the week

Leo

Your plan is to produce

The word's greatest novel has

One fatal flaw: You

Virgo

Though all your plans fail

Take solace in the knowledge

That nobody cares

Libra

Guns don't kill people

Ignore what the murderer

Says and arrest him

Scorpio

One last chance to win

Her heart, after that it will

Hit the black market

Sagittarius

Getting you and your

Son arrested does not count

As quality time

Capricorn

Waffles are a great

Way to start a day filled with

Longing for waffles

Aquarius

Popcorn is a good

Snack that combines gum damage

With low nutrients

Pisces

I was too harsh on

Popcorn back there, that's because

It stole my lover

 

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Published in Volume 78, Number 20 of The Uniter (March 7, 2024)