ARIES

The dragon you slayed

The other week? Turns out it

Was your long-lost bro

TAURUS

If anyone ask

When we got here the lock was

Off, dragon was gone

GEMINI

You will be annoyed

By those little tiny flies

What's the deal with them?

CANCER

We are all out of

Liberty but you can have

Your second choice free

LEO

You will be dismayed

To learn it is not the thought

That counts but the size

VIRGO

Your favourite show

Will be cancelled, forcing you

To get some real friends

LIBRA

After long years speant

Searching in vain, you will find

Love in the wrong place

SCORPIO

Congratulations!

So much will go wrong this week

You'll break your record

SAGITTARIUS

Long story short, you

Will wakeup to find that the

Dream made much more sense

CAPRICORN

You can only puch

Your luck so far before it

Snaps and kicks your ass

AQUARIUS

More than your feeling

Will be hurt by the endless

Swarm of killer bees

PISCES

If just one person

Is helped by your efforts, then

They were not worthwhile

 

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Published in Volume 78, Number 21 of The Uniter (March 14, 2024)