ARIES

Get ready for a

Season of great weather and

Morbid irony

TAURUS

A coat of fresh paint

Can revitalize a room

Or a depressed clown

GEMINI

A stepladder is

Handy to have around in

Case your ladder dies

CANCER

Make thebest of things

Raise that dingo like you would

Have raised your own child

LEO

The dating scene can

Be Depressing, but cheer up-

They'll settle for less

VIRGO

Getting behind in

Your reading? Create a world

Where books are outlawed

LIBRA

Opportunity

Is knocking- will you answer?

C'mon, you're closer

SCORPIO

It's time to give up

Your dream of falling but then

Not hitting the ground

SAGITTARIUS

The monster under

Your bed disqualifies you

For life insurance

CAPRICORN

Well, you rose to the

Challenge of eating the whole

Turkey. Now you're dead

AQUARIUS

It's hard to admit

To your failings- and in your

Case it could take weeks

PISCES

Down on your luck? Start

To carry corpse chunkc from an

Unlucky rabbit

 

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Published in Volume 78, Number 25 of The Uniter (May 30, 2024)